11. i hate lincraft parra D:

SO TODAY WAS RYDA!
DID EVERYONE HAVE FUN?
I DID!
WELL... I DIDN'T HAVE FUN ALL DAY...
BUT SOME BITS WERE FUN!
SUCH AS LUNCH AND RECESS...
AND GOING IN THE CAR!
AND SENDING MORGAN TO THE MORGUE!
THAT WAS FUN AND AWESOME!

IF THEY HAD NOT PICKED US FOR THAT, I THINK I WOULD'VE HAD TO GET MY ADRENALINE HIT ANOTHER WAY... MAYBE GETTING MY DAD TO DRIVE AT 80 THEN SUDDENLY STOP? IUNNO... INSTABUY A TICKET TO JAPAN AND GO ON TEH ROLLERCOASTER AGAIN? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ALSO, I THINK I SHOULD GET A COLLECTING HOBBY :D
THERE ARE COOL THINGS I COULD COLLECT THAT OTHER PEOPLE COLLECT, BUT THEN I'D FEEL BAD FOR COPYING THEM D:
SO I THOUGHT ABOUT MY INTERESTS AND CAME UP WITH ONE: CHEST HAIR.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER I THOUGHT IT, PENIS WAS SAD. CHEST HAIR IS KINDA HARD TO GET A HOLD OF...
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN RANDOMLY GO UP TO PEOPLE AND GO, "PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE (CHEST HAIR)?"

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OR CAN I ;D?