~Teh Ben~ will murder all kids in their sleep(Ben Wang cause of those elitist fucks that insist on it.)

wtf does this mean dammit????????^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PURPLE WINS!!
thats right dammit im gonna post something relevant in this blog now.

just had duke of ed crap. i go inside and i see little specks on the ground and im like wtf? im 8 times taller than you....
anyway, i tried to be nice and waved and said hi to one of them and hes just like. staaaaarrrre.... and im like, now that aint nice. so i try again on someone else and he just walked off......wtf?
then after a while, andrew (choi) comes up with a load of kids and hes like hey ben tell them your name. and i say hey everybody, my name is ~Teh Ben~. its hard to pronounce but its
~Teh Ben~. and theyre all like ......................who the hell is he?
and then we all 'play' with the little kids and they all speak with their annoying lisp that i cant understand so i just smile and nod and go thats very nice.so i decided to try and do something and i pick up a stuffed elephant and spontaneously named it DAVID TEH ELEPHANT. so i introduce the kids to DAVID TEH ELEPHANT and there all like .................................................thats not david, thats an elephant.. and im like .....i named it DAVID TEH ELEPHANT its name is DAVID TEH ELEPHANT. and theyre just like.......(walks away).......dammit they piss me off.....couldnt swear for an hour dammit. im gonna one day slip up and go WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU DICKHEAD????then there all gonna be whats a dick? and im gonna be.....shit.......and thyre gonna say whats a shit? and i say you mum...then they laugh and say my mum isnt a shit.
anyway, ima murder them all, as ~Teh Ben~ im gonna make them all suffocate is their sleep.


Ruler of the universe.,

~Teh Ben~