***DA VICKI*** FIRST APPEARANCE

So, i know you've been ALLL waiting for this day a superlong time. What can I say, im popular=)
even YOUUU, mr squigglyline aka ~TehBen~.
Like, totally. Like, my first like, appearance, like yeahhh.
It was pretty funny in English, cause we were playing the 'like' game where nobody could say 'like' and if they did, they lost. Pretty funny, cause it made me talk sooooo slowly. But evryone else was talking at normal speed.==;
Wowheeee. Wizzzooooo. nothing to talk about.
got 10 cents in my wallet=bankrupt.=(
Jeezz, like. Whats with the pokemon thing from before. I am TOTALLLY Awesomemon which evolves into PEACEOUTDUDEMON which evolves into SEXGODMON. but INSTEAD, those stupid idiots formerly known as my friends decide to gang up on me... && now imm known as STUPIDAMON,=(. LIKE, IM SO SMART, S-M-A-T!.

HAha, stole that on off stez.

The other day, i ws watching Yakitate Japan...!!! AZUMA KAZUMA..
it made me all hungry *droooools*.

ORRRIGHTS . time to make a COMPLAIN BOX!!!
im so weird, theres nothing better to do...

COMPLAINS
-reading stupid ~TehBen~s lame /b/ rules. spent 5 whole minutes on that...=(
-not getting english essssay back.
-is hungry from Yakitate Japan. NO MUESLI BARS MIHO!!!!
-Getting owned by Miho in bitchfights.=(. 'I'm so hot, its making your botox melt off.'
-How people don't find my jokes funnnny.nuuuuuuuuuu'
-Getting OVERSPANKED by Jenjennn.
-Giving away my OVALTEEEEEENIES to Zac. nwwwwhhs, it was my RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESSS, bwahahaa. I'm so NICE=)
-Being poked by Lenny.=(. Who calls me a SPEDATTRACTOR... jurst cause HEEEE lacks sex appeal. LOLs, SIF!!. joking, joking..:D
-GETTING FRIGGING PUNCHED IN THE 'WOMAN AREA' by JENJEN and MIHO and BELZY!! during YELLOWCARRRR..
stupid!. 'sif buses count for threeeeee punches!!!!!
LOL!!. knt think of any others. Im such an aweshumm person.=)

my POOORPOOOOOOOOR 'woman area'..=(
come massage it better:D. naaah, im too 'spensive for you..

MUCH LOVES (not). EPICFAIL...
why must i be epicfail????=(

Mygoshhh, went to engrish.com
its sooooooo funny:

OK, its in slightly wonky formm
but the pink one says:
My diaper is the color pink. I adore my diaper and wear it often. Im very particular when it comes to cloth, and the feeling and fit of this diaper are top priority. By the way, these are not pants. They are diapers=)