THE REAL RULER OF THE UNIVERSE (not you, ~Teh Ben~)

GREETINGS MINIONS!!
IS THE BELZY-SAMA HERE!!
ahahas first post...
the day was crap, but yeah.
anyway, YAY DANGO HEADER COMING SOON...!
we all be dango on a stick!! ('xcept stez, jen and erin....'cause they be tea cups!!)
btw, QUIRKY QUARTET FTW MAN!!
Belzy+Mihobo+~Teh Ben~+Li = the Quirky Quartet (also known as the Awesome Foursome)
we four be the weirdest people (we rckn, anyway) in Group Love...and do you know what we all have in common?
WE'RE ALL OTAKUS, ZOMG!! (if you don't know what an otaku is, go die in a ditch)
this scientifically proves that anime (or manga) makes you weirder. does things to your head. and makes you watch porn.
and, as to not get mixed up,
Belzy+Mihobo+~Teh Ben~+Li+Viki = the Hentai Sentai!!
if you don't know what sentai is, go look it up.
if you don't know what hentai is, feel free to look up the word too, with the word "download" either before or after it (courtesy of mihobo). and go buy a life.
Li = red power ranger (main - the head)
Belzy = black power ranger FTW (sword/hair)
Mihobo = pink power ranger , of course (wing/s)
~Teh Ben~ = blue, purple-ish power ranger (arms/torso)
Viki = yellow power ranger (legs/groin area - we are the HENTAI sentai, after all)
AND TOGETHER WE MAKE A GIANT SEPHIROTH GUNDAM!!!
miho wants another group outing on monday (public holiday, if you didn't know, n00bs), so does anyone want to go?
and LOL at Ben's post.
i can totally imagine him swearing at little kiddies (who should be eaten, btw).
and Viki's engrish is epically awesome.
Miho pointed out that next friday is friday 13th....IT'S TRUEEEEEEEE
ahaha!! black friday is the time to scare the living shit outta Viki!!
yayzorz!!
anyway, i decided to repost our Imaginary Kingdom of Depravity (which you've probably all forgetten), in which the following roles come into play:
-Belzy: His Majesty the Directionally Challenged, Socially Retarded King + Commander in Chief of Military
- Viki: Court Jester with many Lame Funny Jokes
- Miho: High Priestess
- Erin: High Priestess’ Minion No. 1
- Stez: High Priestess’ Minion No. 2
- Jen: High Priestess’ Minion No. 3
- Joshie: High Priestess’ Minion No. 2’s dog
- Li: Second in Command General of Military
- Justin: Second in Command General of Military’s Minion
- Samuel: Special Forces ANBU Commander with Six Pac
- Lenny: Special Forces ANBU Commander with Six Pac’s Minion
- Daniel: Court Eunuch
- Ben: Village Idiot
- Zac: Emergency Food Rations + Cannon Fodder
- Random Bishies: His Majesty the Directionally Challenged, Socially Retarded King + Commander in Chief of Military’s Harem
- Sony: Secret Spy in the foreign lands of James Ruse the Nerdy Kingdom
if anyone wants any changes, tell me.
anyway, Miho BETTER comment on this 'cause i missed the rest of Friends to type this.
KING BELZY-SAMA THE GAY (as in, gay MAN, NOT lesbian. men are sexy!!), signing off!!
P.S Miho, you better do maths hmwk.
P.P.S BOW DOWN TO ME, MINIONS!! BUWAHAHAHAHAAA!! :]
P.P.S YOU'RE NOT FINDING OUT WHAT CORN IS BEN. SUCKS TO BE YOU.