blogging... and other shizz xD

woah i just realised how differently everyone blogs,
with the exception of zac and erin. no offence intended?

some people are like angst angst angst.
other people talk about the most randomest things evah
some people talk about images and people/places etc.
and there are some people that just seem to be stoned.
oh and the people that talk about their daily lives
in a happy light-hearted way. i like them ^^!

reading angsty blogs is just way too angsty
and those where people talk about other people
without saying their names but implying oh so obviously
only makes it worse... i would c/p someone's blog
but then those someones would rage at me.
you know who you are.
see what i did there? yeah, i saw too.
and look at that, i just took you down.
DOWN TOWN. without even doing anything.
DOWN TOWN is so fun to say! tys bee for coming up with it!
it's absolutely SMASHING!
which is also very very fun to say.

I need to keep on using SMASHING in everyday conversation!
"oh your underwear is SMASHING!"
"your tan lines are SMASHING!"
but i need to be careful or it'll turn out like
the "that's what she said" incident
where it was used inappropraitely
cause it's as catchy as aids...
see what could happen if i slipped up:
"your PENIS is SMASHING (me in the head)!"
or "you're SMASHING your penis...!"
which would be kinky i guess...
if it was up against someone else?
but if it was like... against a rock...
i would be a bit creeped out and take you to the doctors...
or just make you into some sort of sex slave
and to clarify, not my sex slave.
one that i pimp out =D! yay moneys!

wheeeeeeeeeeee!
well then i think i have to start jap now D:
dayum. bummer. penis.